Going to bars is fun, but you know what’s even more fun? Going to bars and being offered free drinks from strangers! Now now, we’re all about feminism, which often enough means to buy your own drinks. However, romantic exchange is always a game worth playing, especially if slightly inebriated. Put together the fun of a bar with friends and the one of male companionship and voilá: you surely got yourself some fun stories.
So here are a few (bad) pick up lines to use with men at the bar and have a grand time, according to the Notorious etiquette.
I lost my number, could I have yours?
The oldest (and the worst) pick up line out there, this classic could easily work because it’s so bad it’s good. If your guy doesn’t laugh, it’s not one to waste time on.
I heard you wanted to buy me a cocktail
This one is pretty rude, but the point of it is probabilities: the more you use it, the more the chances to actually get a free drink.
You look like my cousin!
Probably not the best to start the spark in his bonfire heart, but surely a way to start a conversation. Remember to add “Oh, actually not at all!”, in order to avoid further family-related awkwardness.
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks messed up
Another twisted classic, but this time twisted for real. Make them laugh, they say.
I like your face, do you wanna talk?
At times, truth is the best weapon. Maybe avoid being too honest, like “I don’t like your face but your body is 10/10”.