You know it’s gonna be one of THOSE. Those family dinners that include so much food you could probably feed a 50 people ship’s crew with it, when actually it’s only you and ten of your closest relatives.
It’s become your annual ritual to tell yourself that THIS YEAR YOU WILL NOT OVEREAT. As if! Wouldn’t it be wiser to not even make these empty promises in the first place anymore? To just admit that, yes you are going to overeat and yes, you are going to love every second of it. As you should!
Ok, now it’s time to plan a suitable outfit– it’s gonna get stuffy. T-shirt and elastic waist band pants? You wish. Remember who’s gonna be there: grandparents, aunts and uncles and your brother’s new girlfriend do not need to see you in your alone-and-chill outfit, not yet at least! The moment she gives you that “really?”,referring to you gobbling down your tenth serving of baked potatoes, you’ll be glad to be wearing lamé instead of cotton and Manolos instead of Nikes.
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